I Have No Imagination


(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 


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Justice Magazine: Issues April - Febuary | Stanley 'Artgerm' Lau


Art of Babs in her new costume!

Which is all kinds of CUTE <3

me: my arm hurts

mom: it's the computer

me: my eyes hurt

mom: it's the computer

me: i have a nosebleed

mom: it's the computer

me: i have a fever

mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer

me: im pregnant

mom: it's the computer

me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone

mom: the computer pushed you didnt it


praying that i will be hot this year

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me: *tries to breathe*

kim kardashian hollywood app: you dont have enough energy to do that




What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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… its too early for this bullshit.

— Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

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